by colefigus Posted on November 15, 2019December 27, 2020 Local Trump Fan Is Annoyed All The Brown People She Yells At Turn Out To Be Citizens Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 15, 2019July 12, 2020 RNC Issues New Rule That 2020 Republican Candidates Can Only Hate Women Or Brown People, Not Both Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 14, 2019June 13, 2022 Trump Reportedly Tried To Give Jeffrey Epstein A “Get Out Of Jail Free” Card Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 12, 2019June 13, 2022 Fox News Says Mermaids Are White, “Just Like Jesus, Santa, & Martin Luther King Jr.” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 17, 2019February 2, 2021 Donald Trump Erroneously Claims The Patriarch of Judaism Was Abraham Lincoln Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2022 Following Sarah Sanders’ Retirement, Kellyanne Conway Is Coronated Liar Queen Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2022 Sarah Sanders Denies Leaving White House, So We Know She Actually Is Leaving Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 12, 2019 Mike Pence Wrote A Full-Length Musical Entitled “That Summer In 1975 With Brad Where It Happened” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 11, 2019December 9, 2020 Trump’s Latest Twitter Feud: Calls Paul McCartney “Overrated” And The Beatles “Talentless” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022 God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools Read More