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Tag: NRA

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on March 19, 2020March 19, 2020

NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Was Arrested For Trying To Shoot The Coronavirus In A Park

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on May 7, 2018May 7, 2018

Mike Pence Cancels NRA Speech Because He Doesn’t Feel Safe If There Aren’t 500 AR-15s In The Room

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  • Posted on March 2, 2018March 2, 2018

Wayne LaPierre Must Get A Bonus Every School Shooting That Doesn’t Turn Into Gun Control, Or Something

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on February 28, 2018November 3, 2020

Conservatives Across America Threaten To Become Gun Nuts If People Keep Calling Them Gun Nuts

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on February 24, 2018October 11, 2020

The NRA Postpones New “Training Wheels Ar-15” Product Line Designed For Kids Aged 3 And Up

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  • Posted on February 23, 2018

Marco Rubio Actually Committed To No Longer Accepting NRA Campaign Donations…Lol, JK, NOT!

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on July 31, 2017January 3, 2021

NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Accidentally Shot Himself While Juggling Loaded Guns To Prove They’re Safe

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Trending Fibs

  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
    Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
  • QAnon Wants You To Pee On Your Kids So Democrats Can't Smell Their Youthful Blood
    QAnon Wants You To Pee On Your Kids So Democrats Can't Smell Their Youthful Blood
  • After Missing For Several Days, Rudy Giuliani Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens
    After Missing For Several Days, Rudy Giuliani Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens
  • A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
    A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
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