by colefigus Posted on April 23, 2018June 13, 2022 Ted Cruz To Texans: “I didn’t Defend My Dad Or Wife From Trump, But, Uh, I Promise I’ll Defend You” Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 15, 2018June 13, 2022 Democrats Realize Trump Was Right When He Said They’d Get Tired Of Winning So Much Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 18, 2018 Joe Arpaio Says, If Elected To The Senate, He’ll Try Not To Start Any More Concentration Camps Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 5, 2018 Michele Bachmann: “God Made It Very Clear He Does Not Want Me To Run For Al Franken’s Seat” Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 14, 2017July 9, 2020 Residents In Washington D.C. Spent $6 Million On Mace Spray, Anticipating A Roy Moore Win Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 10, 2017December 10, 2019 The Koch Brothers Acknowledge They Should Have Just Run For Congress Themselves Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 10, 2017December 10, 2019 Alabama Evangelicals Praying That Roy Moore Isn’t Revealed As Having Had Sex With Farm Animals Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 3, 2017 Mike Pence Is Having So Much Fun Casting Senate Tie-Breaking Votes That He’s Afraid He’s Sinning Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 31, 2017 Jeff Flake Confident That His Quitting The Senate Will Defeat Steve Bannon’s Alt-Right GOP Invasion Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 27, 2017June 13, 2022 ISIS Pouts, Wonders Why They Never Thought Of Senate Healthcare Bill Read More
The Halfway Post 