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Tag: Senate

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on October 26, 2020October 26, 2020

Mitch McConnell Had A Visible Erection While The Senate Voted On Amy Coney Barrett

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on May 29, 2020May 29, 2020

Mitch McConnell Not Sure Trump Has Gained A Single Net Voter Since 2016

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 19, 2020April 19, 2020

Trump Gave Every Republican Senator A Respirator Except Romney

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  • Posted on February 6, 2020July 14, 2020

Ted Cruz Is Thrilled He’s No Longer The Most Hated GOP Senator Thanks To Romney

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on February 5, 2020

Mitt Romney Is Forced To Eat Lunch At The Senate Outcast Table With Ted Cruz

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  • Posted on February 5, 2020February 5, 2020

Trump: “If I’m Guilty, Why Did No Witnesses Testify Against Me In The Senate?”

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  • Posted on February 5, 2020February 5, 2020

Mitt Romney Says He Wants To Impeach Trump, But Doesn’t Want To Seem Uncool

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  • Posted on February 5, 2020February 5, 2020

Susan Collins Says She’d Have Considered Impeaching Trump If Dems Hadn’t Impeached Him

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  • Posted on January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

Trump: “Trust Me, I’ll Let Bolton Testify… Right After The Election!”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 27, 2020September 4, 2020

Ken Starr Says If Trump Had Asked Zelensky For a BJ, It’d Be Totally Different

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