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Tag: tweets

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 14, 2021February 19, 2021

Trump Staffers Built Him A Fake Twitter App To Distract Him From Inciting More Violence

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 28, 2020November 28, 2020

Trump Claims Kanye West Stole His Black Votes

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on October 19, 2020October 19, 2020

Trump Threatened To “Lock Up” Every White Suburban Woman Who Votes For Joe Biden

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on October 12, 2020October 12, 2020

Trump Just Reignited His Twitter Feud With Paul McCartney

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 29, 2020April 30, 2020

Trump’s Tweets Are Like Miles Davis, Van Gogh, Or Shakespeare In Their Prime

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on June 11, 2019December 9, 2020

Trump’s Latest Twitter Feud: Calls Paul McCartney “Overrated” And The Beatles “Talentless”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on December 9, 2017

Robert Mueller Forbids The FBI From Reading Trump’s Twitter Feed So Investigation Isn’t “Boring”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on July 3, 2017July 6, 2017

Man Claims “This Trump Scandal Is The Last Straw!” About Scandal That’s Definitely Not The Last Straw

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on June 28, 2017

Donald Trump’s Twitter Follower Count Surpasses 16 Billion

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