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by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 10, 2018 Trump Vindicated: His Creepy, Hyper-Aggressive Sex Crimes Are Actually Like Vietnam Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on January 3, 2018 Trump Awards Himself A Purple Heart For Surviving His Vietnam-Era Bone Spurs Read More
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by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 14, 2017 A Declaration of War Against The Dick Pic Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 9, 2017 Donald Trump Says He Always Wondered Why Japanese Samurais Couldn’t Take Down Hiroshima Nuke Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on August 22, 2017 Afghanistan Super Relieved, Was Worried Trump Might End War & Its Record-Breaking Year Streak Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on August 3, 2017 Trump Asks Military If He Can Get Samples Of North Korea, Iran, and Syria Before Deciding Which War He Wants Read More
