Coincidence: John Bolton Is Trump’s 10th Disgraced Coffee Boy In A Row

Washington D.C.—

President Donald Trump has had real bad luck with coffee boys in recent years.

It seems like every time there is a new scandal in the Trump Administration, it’s not the President’s fault, but rather the fault of a low-level coffee errand boy that Trump “barely knew,” and probably couldn’t point out if he were in the room right now.

John Bolton is just the latest coffee boy-turned lying slanderer and tell-all book opportunist. But Bolton totally didn’t have a big role in the Trump Administration. He was just a coffee boy, and wasn’t even good at it anyway. He always screwed up orders, and definitely did not have the insider knowledge he’s claiming now. Trump is 100% innocent.

Other Trump coffee boys include the following:

George Papadopoulos

Carter Page

Michael Flynn

Rick Gates

Paul Manafort

Jeff Sessions

Michael Cohen

Roger Stone

Lev Parnas

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(Picture courtesy of Gage Skidmore.)

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