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Tag: John Bolton

  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on August 12, 2020August 12, 2020

John Bolton: “Trump Hates Angela Merkel Because His Hands Are Smaller Than Hers”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 25, 2020March 23, 2021

John Bolton Claims Trump Uses A Hand-Enlarging Contraption Daily

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 29, 2020September 8, 2020

Asked About John Bolton, Susan Collins Yelled “Look Over There!” And Ran Away

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

Trump: “Trust Me, I’ll Let Bolton Testify… Right After The Election!”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

Unable To Invade Iran, John Bolton Says He’ll Settle For Regime Change In The US

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 27, 2020

Coincidence: John Bolton Is Trump’s 10th Disgraced Coffee Boy In A Row

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 27, 2020September 30, 2020

John Bolton Claims Trump’s Daily Hair And Makeup Routine Takes 2 Hours

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 19, 2020

Trump Says He’d Love For John Bolton To Testify, But That Bolton Is Under Audit

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 9, 2020July 14, 2020

John Bolton Told Congress That Trump Spends All Day Sniffing His Sharpies

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on March 23, 2018

Donald Trump Told John Bolton He Only Gets To Start 1 War, So He Better Choose Wisely

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