New York City, NY—
BREAKING NEWS
According to Manhattan-based federal law enforcement officials, Stephen Bannon was arrested for accusations of fraud while vacationing on an expensive yacht.
He happened to be wearing a t-shirt that said “Trump can grab this p****,” and reportedly said he was embarrassed to be going to jail in it. He told one guard that he didn’t want any of his future prison mates to “get the wrong idea.”
The pro-Trump shirt will be waiting for him to put on again when he gets out of prison following this very serious criminal prosecution.
It remains to be seen what will happen to his White Sperm Doomsday Vault project.
This story is still developing.
From The Halfway Post‘s vault:
Follow The Halfway Post, America’s #1 source of satirical news, on Facebook here, Twitter here, Tumblr here, or Instagram here for more liberal comedy, political humor and satire! Also, check out our podcast Brain Milk here!
(Picture courtesy of Gage Skidmore. I altered the photo and added the *ussy shirt.)
The Halfway Post 