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Tag: 2018

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 8, 2018December 10, 2019

Ted Cruz, Now Tied With Beto O’Rourke In Polls, Says He Regrets Inspiring Everyone To Hate Him

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on March 15, 2018

Democrats Realize Trump Was Right When He Said They’d Get Tired Of Winning So Much

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on February 13, 2018

Joe Arpaio Won’t Commit To Turning Down A Position As A Trump Concentration Camp Director, If Ever Asked

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on February 1, 2018

The Koch Brothers Insist Spending $400 Million Every Election Is A Regular Citizen Thing To Do

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 18, 2018

Joe Arpaio Says, If Elected To The Senate, He’ll Try Not To Start Any More Concentration Camps

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on December 30, 2017

Donald Trump Announces Plan To Convert Into A Democrat For 2018 To “Ride The Blue Wave”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on December 8, 2017December 8, 2017

Paul Ryan To GOP On Tax Reform: “Look, Millennials Are Voting Blue Like 6-1, We Got Limited Time Here”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 9, 2017

Republicans Beg Democrats Not To Be As Selfish With Gerrymandering In 2020 As They Were In 2010

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on August 1, 2017

The Democratic Party Promises They’ll Try In 2018 Midterms For Once

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