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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on August 6, 2020August 6, 2020

Top GOP Donors Admit On Tape That Trump Voters Have Lost Their Minds

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on May 7, 2020May 7, 2020

Local Republican Starting To Think Donald Trump Is Capable Of Lying

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on June 10, 2019December 10, 2019

God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on October 30, 2018

Liberal Designs To Piss Off Your Conservative Friends

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  • Posted on July 1, 2018April 2, 2019

“If Only God Would Do Something About Gun Violence” Say Conservatives Who Block Every Effort At Gun Control

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  • Posted on March 29, 2018January 12, 2020

In Just 6 Short Months Tomi Lahren Has Advanced From Temp To CEO Of Fox News

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on March 13, 2018

Alex Jones Claims Donald Trump Is A Liberal Hoax Designed To Make Conservatives Look Bad

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on February 28, 2018November 3, 2020

Conservatives Across America Threaten To Become Gun Nuts If People Keep Calling Them Gun Nuts

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  • Posted on November 25, 2017July 9, 2020

Local Conservative Reads The Second Amendment, Astonished To Learn It Calls For “Well Regulated Militias”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 22, 2017April 28, 2020

Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity Are Apparently In A Conspiratorial Arms Race

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