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Tag: deal

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 23, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Just Announced A Deal With The Taliban To Build A Trump Tower Kabul

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 2, 2020July 14, 2020

Trump’s Afghan Deal Gives The Taliban A 15% Discount At All Trump Properties

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 9, 2020July 14, 2020

Trump Signed A $50 Million Deal To Become The Face Of CoverGirl’s Makeup Line

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Congratulates Self On Negotiating For Free Chips+Salsa At Mexican Restaurant

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 18, 2018July 13, 2020

Korean Peace Deal Derailed Because Kim Jong-Un’s Only Demand Is For Trump To Walk Up A Single Flight Of Stairs

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 16, 2018June 13, 2022

Trump & Kim Jong Un Have Become Pen Pals, Writing Each Other Daily Hand-Written Letters

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 11, 2018

Donald Trump Really Hopes There Are No Staircases Between Him And North Korean Peace

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 16, 2018December 10, 2019

Desperate Trump Promises North Korea He’d Never Break Nuclear Deal Like He Just Broke Iran’s Nuclear Deal

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 10, 2017

Trump Is So Bad At Deals He Can’t Even Make A Deal With North Korea To Not Ruin The Olympics

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