by colefigus Posted on March 23, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump Just Announced A Deal With The Taliban To Build A Trump Tower Kabul Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 2, 2020July 14, 2020 Trump’s Afghan Deal Gives The Taliban A 15% Discount At All Trump Properties Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 9, 2020July 14, 2020 Trump Signed A $50 Million Deal To Become The Face Of CoverGirl’s Makeup Line Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Congratulates Self On Negotiating For Free Chips+Salsa At Mexican Restaurant Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 18, 2018July 13, 2020 Korean Peace Deal Derailed Because Kim Jong-Un’s Only Demand Is For Trump To Walk Up A Single Flight Of Stairs Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 16, 2018June 13, 2022 Trump & Kim Jong Un Have Become Pen Pals, Writing Each Other Daily Hand-Written Letters Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 11, 2018 Donald Trump Really Hopes There Are No Staircases Between Him And North Korean Peace Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 16, 2018December 10, 2019 Desperate Trump Promises North Korea He’d Never Break Nuclear Deal Like He Just Broke Iran’s Nuclear Deal Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 10, 2017 Trump Is So Bad At Deals He Can’t Even Make A Deal With North Korea To Not Ruin The Olympics Read More