Korean Peace Deal Derailed Because Kim Jong-Un’s Only Demand Is For Trump To Walk Up A Single Flight Of Stairs

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Singapore—

President Donald Trump has reportedly canceled the North Korean peace deal because of Trump’s displeasure with Dictator Kim Jong-un’s single request for giving up his nuclear weapons: Trump has to walk up a single flight of stairs.

Mr. Trump explained his decision to cut off diplomatic ties with North Korea in the following series of Tweets:

“I have never been more insulted in my entire life. Everyone knows I can walk up stairs, people always say how great I am at walking up stairs. I can totally walk up eight steps. But no US President should ever walk up stairs for a dictator! Those days are over!”

“How about Kim Jong-un walks up stairs for AMERICA? MAGA! He’s fatter than me, anyway. He needs the exercise! And his hair is totally fake. Mine is all natural, all real, but I can totally tell his hair looks RIDICULOUS!”

“And why does everyone make fun of my tie? Would the FAKE NEWS and LIBERAL MEDIA like it if I dressed like Kim? Would that make the haters happy?!”

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“Oops, disregard that last tweet. I was only doing research on the Steele Dossier, which is totally fake! Pee tape? Do I look like the guy who would like a golden shower? No thank you, I’m totally dedicated to my wife Melanie, she’s my one and only.”

 

(Picture courtesy of Gage Skidmore.)

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