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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 6, 2018July 13, 2020

Franklin Graham: “Trump’s Affair With Stormy Daniels Doesn’t Count Cause It Was Awesome!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 4, 2018June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Is Reportedly Weirded Out That Evangelicals Keep Telling Him To Support Israel So Jesus Can Come Back And Send The Jews To Hell

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 15, 2018June 13, 2022

Jesus: Trump-Loving Evangelical Franklin Graham “Is The Biggest Dupe Who Has Ever Lived”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 11, 2018April 28, 2020

Mike Pence Demands God Explain Why He Isn’t President Yet

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 24, 2018July 9, 2020

Evangelicals Admit They’re Actually Very Envious Of Trump’s Totally UnChristian Lifestyle

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 6, 2018June 13, 2022

Impressed By Mike Pence’s Fundamentalism, ISIS Offers To Match His Pay/Benefits If He Joins

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 14, 2017November 14, 2023

“Jesus Was White” Say Evangelicals Who Do Not Understand Geography, History Or Genetics

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 10, 2017December 10, 2019

Alabama Evangelicals Praying That Roy Moore Isn’t Revealed As Having Had Sex With Farm Animals

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 16, 2017

Steve Bannon Uncomfortably Aware That Nearing Mike Pence Evangelical Presidency Will Ruin His Nazi Revolution

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 19, 2017March 30, 2021

Jesus Christ Returns, Demands To Know Who Decided “Christians” Didn’t Have To Be Jewish

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