by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 26, 2018 Mike Pence, Pissed That God Hasn’t Made Him President Yet, Converts To Atheism Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 11, 2018 God Announces Evangelical Conservatives Have Failed Existentially, Proclaims Liberal Atheists As His New Chosen People Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 3, 2018 Evangelicals Preparing Excuses For Trump In Case Elliot Broidy’s Playmate-Pregnancy-Abortion Scandal Was Actually His Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 23, 2018June 23, 2018 Evangelicals Admit That If The Immigrant Children Were Still Fetuses They Would Care Much More Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 17, 2018June 17, 2018 Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 6, 2018 Franklin Graham: “Trump’s Affair With Stormy Daniels Doesn’t Count Cause It Was Awesome!” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 4, 2018 Donald Trump Is Reportedly Weirded Out That Evangelicals Keep Telling Him To Support Israel So Jesus Can Come Back And Send The Jews To Hell Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 15, 2018 Jesus: Trump-Loving Evangelical Franklin Graham “Is The Biggest Dupe Who Has Ever Lived” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 11, 2018 Mike Pence Demands God Explain Why He Isn’t President Yet Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on January 24, 2018January 24, 2018 Evangelicals Admit They’re Actually Very Envious Of Trump’s Totally UnChristian Lifestyle Read More
