by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 23, 2020March 23, 2020 …It’s Pretty Obvious Evangelicals Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Coronavirus To Go Away Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 15, 2020March 15, 2020 Evangelicals Are Confident God Will Stop COVID-19 Just Like He Stopped Gun Violence Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 5, 2020February 5, 2020 Evangelicals Are Furious “Mormon Mitt” Is Actually Taking Serious His Oath Of Office To God Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on January 28, 2020January 28, 2020 Donald Trump: “If I Was Jesus, I’d Multiply Money, Not Dumb Loaves Of Bread!” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 23, 2019December 23, 2019 Christian Groups Give Up On Praying To End Gun Deaths & Abortion, Admit God’s A Dick Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 20, 2019December 20, 2019 Top Evangelical Magazine Recommends Donald Trump Be Retroactively Aborted Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Local Evangelicals Wonder If Trump Getting Impeached Is God’s Will, Agree God Must Be Confused Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Local Abortion Protesters Take A Break To Go To The Mall And Protest Polyester Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 26, 2018 Mike Pence, Pissed That God Hasn’t Made Him President Yet, Converts To Atheism Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 11, 2018April 2, 2019 God Announces Evangelical Conservatives Have Failed Existentially, Proclaims Liberal Atheists As His New Chosen People Read More
