by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 23, 2019December 23, 2019 Christian Groups Give Up On Praying To End Gun Deaths & Abortion, Admit God’s A Dick Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 20, 2019December 20, 2019 Top Evangelical Magazine Recommends Donald Trump Be Retroactively Aborted Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Local Evangelicals Wonder If Trump Getting Impeached Is God’s Will, Agree God Must Be Confused Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Local Abortion Protesters Take A Break To Go To The Mall And Protest Polyester Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 26, 2018 Mike Pence, Pissed That God Hasn’t Made Him President Yet, Converts To Atheism Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 11, 2018April 2, 2019 God Announces Evangelical Conservatives Have Failed Existentially, Proclaims Liberal Atheists As His New Chosen People Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 3, 2018 Evangelicals Preparing Excuses For Trump In Case Elliot Broidy’s Playmate-Pregnancy-Abortion Scandal Was Actually His Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 23, 2018June 23, 2018 Evangelicals Admit That If The Immigrant Children Were Still Fetuses They Would Care Much More Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 17, 2018January 8, 2020 Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 6, 2018 Franklin Graham: “Trump’s Affair With Stormy Daniels Doesn’t Count Cause It Was Awesome!” Read More
