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Tag: mcdonalds

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 2, 2020November 2, 2020

Trump Suspiciously Just Mandated Federal Prisons Serve “Big Mac Mondays” And “Filet-O-Fish Fridays”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on October 7, 2020October 7, 2020

Trump Reportedly Owes $175 Million To A Russian Company Called “PEE TAPE LLC”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on June 2, 2020June 2, 2020

Trump Had The Army Clear Protesters So He Could Walk To McDonalds

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 29, 2020September 8, 2020

Trump Told A McDonalds Cashier He Wouldn’t Pay Unless Given Dirt On Biden

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 13, 2020November 16, 2020

White House Chef Resigns, Is Writing Tell-All Book On Trump’s Eating Habits

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 10, 2018April 10, 2018

The Most Shocking Evidence Found In Michael Cohen’s FBI Raid Is “Thousands” Of McDonalds Receipts

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on March 28, 2018

Personal Physician To Donald Trump Is A Recently Opened Position Literally No One On Earth Wants

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 17, 2018

Presidential Physical: Trump’s Lab Results Reveal His Blood Content Is 90% Big Mac Sauce

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 14, 2018

Trump Paid A McDonalds Cashier $150K To Stay Quiet About How Many Big Macs He Can Eat In One Go

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on December 18, 2017July 9, 2020

Bombshell: Donald Trump’s Russian Sex Tape Has No Women, Just Big Macs

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