by colefigus Posted on December 19, 2019December 19, 2019 Upset Mike Pence Wonders Why Republicans Hate Him, Won’t Impeach Trump Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 26, 2019July 14, 2020 Mike Pence Reportedly Distracts Trump’s Worst Impulses With Pudding Cups Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 12, 2019 Mike Pence Wrote A Full-Length Musical Entitled “That Summer In 1975 With Brad Where It Happened” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022 Trump Reportedly Told Mike Pence His Wife Was A “4” But His Daughters Were “9’s” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 7, 2019June 13, 2022 Mike Pence Claims Donald Trump Is The Most Chaste President We’ve Ever Had Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 9, 2019June 13, 2022 BREAKING: Mike Pence Has Locked Himself In A Closet Until He Finds A Bible Passage Endorsing Toddler Cages Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 6, 2018June 13, 2022 Mike Pence: “I Voted Blue, So Should You! I Can’t Be President Unless Democrats Impeach Trump” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 5, 2018November 5, 2018 Mike Pence Stuns America: “Vote Blue So Trump Gets Impeached and I Get His Job!” Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 26, 2018 Mike Pence, Pissed That God Hasn’t Made Him President Yet, Converts To Atheism Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 22, 2018June 13, 2022 Mike Pence Can’t Wait For Football Season To Start So He Can Sashay Away Out Of More Games Read More
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