by colefigus Posted on September 29, 2020September 30, 2020 Rudy Giuliani Mysteriously Tweeted “The Aliens Have Anal Probed Me For The LAST TIME!” Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 28, 2020September 28, 2020 After Biden Agreed To A Pre-Debate Drug Test, Trump Claimed His Urine Is “Under Audit” Read More
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by colefigus Posted on September 24, 2020December 24, 2020 Mike Pence Is Concerned About Kamala Harris’s Lack Of Chaperones On The Campaign Trail Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 24, 2020December 24, 2020 Ted Cruz Says His Haters Are Just “Jealous” Of His “Charming Personality” Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 23, 2020September 23, 2020 Things Donald Trump Has Put Ketchup On Read More
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by colefigus Posted on September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Trump Agrees To Mail-In Voting If Everyone Writes Either “Dem” or “Rep” On Back Of Their Envelope Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Ted Cruz, To Prove His Loyalty To Donald Trump, Admits His Wife Is Ugly Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 4, 2020June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Reportedly Can’t Name Any Presidents Between Lincoln And FDR Read More
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