by colefigus Posted on May 10, 2019June 13, 2022 Donald Jr. Wishes His Dad Would Stop Telling Him “To Take One For The Team” And Go To Prison Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 6, 2019June 13, 2020 Donald Trump Jr.’s Favorite Band, Unsurprisingly, Is Nickelback Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 5, 2019June 13, 2020 Trump Says Mueller Shouldn’t Testify About Report That 100% Exonerates Him For Some Reason Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 19, 2019July 1, 2020 Fox News’ Only Advertiser Left Is A Survival Supplement Pill Sean Hannity Owns Half Of Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 12, 2019November 14, 2019 Donald Trump: “My Tax Returns Should Be Transparently Locked Up And Hid Forever” Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 10, 2019July 13, 2020 Bill Barr, Since Obtaining The Mueller Report, Hasn’t Left Office And Has Turned Into Gollum-Like Creature Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 9, 2019April 9, 2019 Melania Trump Adopts A Caged Guatemalan Migrant Boy As Part Of Her “Be Best” Campaign Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 9, 2019December 9, 2020 Betsy DeVos Proposes School Rule To Expel Every Student Whose Parents Don’t Own A Yacht Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 9, 2019June 13, 2022 BREAKING: Mike Pence Has Locked Himself In A Closet Until He Finds A Bible Passage Endorsing Toddler Cages Read More
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