by colefigus Posted on April 9, 2019April 9, 2019 Melania Trump Adopts A Caged Guatemalan Migrant Boy As Part Of Her “Be Best” Campaign Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 9, 2019December 9, 2020 Betsy DeVos Proposes School Rule To Expel Every Student Whose Parents Don’t Own A Yacht Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 9, 2019June 13, 2022 BREAKING: Mike Pence Has Locked Himself In A Closet Until He Finds A Bible Passage Endorsing Toddler Cages Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 17, 2018June 13, 2022 Newly Discovered “Super Smash Bros. Ultimate” Glitch Turns Donkey Kong Into President Donald Trump Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 10, 2018June 13, 2022 Bob Mueller Made America An Advent Calendar Filled With Indictments For Trump’s Campaign Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 6, 2018June 13, 2022 Mike Pence: “I Voted Blue, So Should You! I Can’t Be President Unless Democrats Impeach Trump” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 5, 2018November 5, 2018 Mike Pence Stuns America: “Vote Blue So Trump Gets Impeached and I Get His Job!” Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 23, 2018 Donald Trump Jokes Ted Cruz Should Blow Him At Texas Rally, Ted Cruz Does Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 8, 2018 Sweaty Alex Jones Claims Marco Rubio Tried To Turn Him Into A Gay Frog Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 6, 2018June 13, 2022 Banned Alex Jones Vows He’ll Create His Own Apple, Facebook & YouTube, And That They’ll Be “Way Better” Read More
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