by colefigus Posted on December 17, 2018June 13, 2022 Newly Discovered “Super Smash Bros. Ultimate” Glitch Turns Donkey Kong Into President Donald Trump Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 27, 2018June 13, 2022 History Book Publishers Are Now Scrambling To Add Asterisks Between “President” And “Donald Trump” Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 25, 2018June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Says He’s Really Getting Annoyed With People Taping Him Doing Disturbing And Illegal Things Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 4, 2018June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Is Reportedly Weirded Out That Evangelicals Keep Telling Him To Support Israel So Jesus Can Come Back And Send The Jews To Hell Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 1, 2018April 28, 2020 Fox News CEO Pledges That If Trump DID Collude With Russia, He’ll Sell Fox To Hillary Clinton For $1 Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 29, 2018June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Actually Thought Michelle Wolf’s WHCD Roast Was Funny…… Lol JK! Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 9, 2018April 28, 2020 Following The Michael Cohen FBI Raid, Donald Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer Hires a Lawyer Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 10, 2018April 28, 2020 Trump Vindicated: His Creepy, Hyper-Aggressive Sex Crimes Are Actually Like Vietnam Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 14, 2018 Mike Pence Googles “Stormy Daniels,” Throws Up, Refuses To Shake Trump’s Hand Ever Again Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 14, 2018June 13, 2022 Trump Paid A McDonalds Cashier $150K To Stay Quiet About How Many Big Macs He Can Eat In One Go Read More