by colefigus Posted on February 1, 2020June 13, 2022 Ivanka Trump Said She’d Be Honored To Be America’s First Female Dictator Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 28, 2020June 13, 2022 Mitch McConnell Caves, Says He Can’t Defend “President Orangutan” Anymore Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 27, 2020November 14, 2023 John Bolton Claims Trump’s Daily Hair And Makeup Routine Takes 2 Hours Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 18, 2020June 13, 2022 Federal Audit Finds Donald Trump To Be The Laziest Government Employee Since 1822 Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 19, 2019December 19, 2019 Upset Mike Pence Wonders Why Republicans Hate Him, Won’t Impeach Trump Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 7, 2019June 13, 2022 Mike Pence Claims Donald Trump Is The Most Chaste President We’ve Ever Had Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 12, 2019July 13, 2020 15 Questions For All The Psychopaths Who WANT To Be President Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 26, 2018 Mike Pence, Pissed That God Hasn’t Made Him President Yet, Converts To Atheism Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 27, 2018June 13, 2022 The Ghost Of Richard Nixon Is Elated He’s No Longer The Most Crooked President Thanks To Trump Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 21, 2018September 30, 2020 Rudy Giuliani’s Strategy Is To Cross-Dress Like A Hooker Again And Seduce Bob Mueller Read More
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