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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 17, 2018

Presidential Physical: Trump’s Lab Results Reveal His Blood Content Is 90% Big Mac Sauce

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 15, 2018December 10, 2019

Donald Trump’s Health Checkup Claims His Beach Body Is Better Than Obama’s

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 14, 2018

Mike Pence Googles “Stormy Daniels,” Throws Up, Refuses To Shake Trump’s Hand Ever Again

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 14, 2018June 13, 2022

Trump Paid A McDonalds Cashier $150K To Stay Quiet About How Many Big Macs He Can Eat In One Go

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 13, 2018May 8, 2020

America Finally Found A Category Of Workers To Which Trump Actually Pays His Debts: Adult Film Stars

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 13, 2018January 18, 2020

2017 Government Audit Shows Trump Is The Laziest Federal Worker Since 1822

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 10, 2018April 28, 2020

Colorado Governor Offers To Smoke Out Jeff Sessions To Convince Him To Chill Out On Weed

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 7, 2018

Ivanka Trump Fired As Adviser And Daughter After Trump Catches Her Reading “Fire And Fury”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 6, 2018June 13, 2022

Impressed By Mike Pence’s Fundamentalism, ISIS Offers To Match His Pay/Benefits If He Joins

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 5, 2018

Michele Bachmann: “God Made It Very Clear He Does Not Want Me To Run For Al Franken’s Seat”

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