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Tag: Ted Cruz

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 14, 2020June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz Announces He’s Running Against Trump For 2020, Says He Can Do Fascism “Way Better”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 23, 2018

Donald Trump Jokes Ted Cruz Should Blow Him At Texas Rally, Ted Cruz Does

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 23, 2018June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz To Texans: “I didn’t Defend My Dad Or Wife From Trump, But, Uh, I Promise I’ll Defend You”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 8, 2018June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz, Now Tied With Beto O’Rourke In Polls, Says He Regrets Inspiring Everyone To Hate Him

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 9, 2018February 9, 2018

Ted Cruz On Rand Paul Personally Shutting Down The Government: “Hey, That’s My Thing!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 26, 2018January 27, 2018

BREAKING: Ted Cruz Deported By Donald Trump’s ICE

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 20, 2017June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz’s Senate Hearing Notes Just Say “President Cruz” Doodled Over and Over Again

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on June 20, 2017June 20, 2017

Hacker Admits Ted Cruz’s Browser History Is “Really F’ed Up”

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