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  • Posted on May 5, 2020July 15, 2020

Steve Bannon’s White Sperm Vault Lost Power, Ruined His 20,000 Jars Of White Sperm

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  • Posted on March 22, 2020December 10, 2020

Fox News: “COVID19 Wouldn’t Have Happened If Liberals Prayed To White Jesus”

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  • Posted on March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

GOP Christians Don’t Get Why God Would Do A Pandemic When The POTUS Is White

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  • Posted on December 16, 2019July 14, 2020

“Blacks For Trump” Group Has 116 Members, And They’re All White

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  • Posted on November 14, 2017July 9, 2020

“Jesus Was White” Say Evangelicals Who Do Not Understand Geography, History Or Genetics

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  • Posted on October 29, 2017December 27, 2020

Neo-Nazi Richard Spencer Has Reportedly Collected 3,000 Jars Of “Backup White-Race Semen” 🤢

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  • Posted on September 24, 2017

Neo-Nazis Insist Sunburns Prove That Whites Are “God’s Chosen People”

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  • Posted on September 4, 2017October 22, 2020

“Stop Identity Politics!” Say Republicans, Who’ve Catered To White, Christian, Straight Males For Decades

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Trending Fibs

  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
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  • Donald Trump Is In Talks With Joel Osteen To Set Up A Televangelist "Church Of Trump"
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