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Month: January 2018

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 26, 2018April 28, 2020

Local Trump Voter Has Epiphany That His Vote For Trump Is Biggest Regret Of His Life

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 26, 2018January 27, 2018

BREAKING: Ted Cruz Deported By Donald Trump’s ICE

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 25, 2018January 25, 2018

Donald Trump’s Tightly Folded Arms Betray That Even He Knows He’s Screwed

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 24, 2018July 9, 2020

Evangelicals Admit They’re Actually Very Envious Of Trump’s Totally UnChristian Lifestyle

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 24, 2018May 8, 2020

Clinic Offers Free Therapy Sessions For Any Adult Film Stars Who Have Seen Donald Trump In Tighty-Whities

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 21, 2018January 21, 2018

“239 Pound” Orangutan Spotted Rampaging Through The Hallways At Mar-a-Lago

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 18, 2018

Joe Arpaio Says, If Elected To The Senate, He’ll Try Not To Start Any More Concentration Camps

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 17, 2018

Presidential Physical: Trump’s Lab Results Reveal His Blood Content Is 90% Big Mac Sauce

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 15, 2018December 10, 2019

Donald Trump’s Health Checkup Claims His Beach Body Is Better Than Obama’s

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 14, 2018

Mike Pence Googles “Stormy Daniels,” Throws Up, Refuses To Shake Trump’s Hand Ever Again

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