Mike Pence Wanted Trump To Bomb Generals From The Gay Agenda Instead Of Iran

Vice President Mike Pence observes a training exercise and capability demonstration Tuesday, Oct. 29, 2019 in Fort Hood, Tx. (Official White House photo by D. Myles Cullen)

Washington D.C.—

According to White House insiders, Vice President Mike Pence has spent several weeks trying to convince President Donald Trump not to escalate tensions with Iran, but to instead threaten who he called “the generals of the gay agenda.”

According to internal memos leaked to The Halfway Post, Mr. Pence outlined for the President the following list of targets to bomb in order to cripple America’s enemies in the war on the gay agenda:

Kurt Hummel from Glee

Jack McFarland from Will & Grace

the Teletubbies

all the lesbians from Orange Is The New Black

the Care Bears

Cameron Tucker from Modern Family

the grave site of James Buchanan

Willow from Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Albus Dumbledore from Harry Potter


Mr. Ratburn from Arthur

Frank Underwood from House of Cards

Ted Cruz… not because he thinks Ted Cruz is gay, but because everyone hates Ted Cruz.

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