Representative Matt Gaetz recently got blacklisted by President Donald Trump for voting against him on a House bill vote, but Gaetz has now become un-blacklisted after completing a gauntlet of humiliating pranks Trump devised.
The following are a list of things Gaetz reportedly had to do in order to be back on Trump’s good side:
- Drink a cup of Trump’s urine
- Spend a weekend walking around Mar-a-Lago wearing nothing but a diaper
- Get a tattoo of Trump’s face on his butt
- Contract pink eye after sleeping on a pillow that Trump, Lindsey Graham, and Jim Jordan all farted on.
- Drink a bottle of Trump vodka until he threw up
- Let Eric and Don Jr. shoot him with a BB gun ten times each
- Commit to doing Trump’s laundry for 6 months
- Play one round of Russian roulette
- Collect ten cockroaches around Mar-a-Lago and eat them
- Send a dick pic to Ivanka
- Massage Mike Pompeo’s feet for 20 minutes
- Put his hand in a mousetrap
- Spend a night in a Texan migrant concentration camp
- Be a dishwasher at Mar-a-Lago for a double-shift
- Drink a cup of expired milk
- Hang out with Stephen Miller for a night
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