Trump Just Unveiled A Giant “COVID Mission Accomplished” Banner At The White House

Washington D.C.—

BREAKING NEWS:

President Donald Trump’s Administration just received a giant banner from “GiantBanners.com” and the order specified that the banner say “THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP: COVID MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.”

Ironically, the banner had been ordered back in April, but the company’s production was shut down for several months because of COVID restrictions.

Extra ironic, the banner was ordered to be reversible, and the back side says “CONGRATS, TRUMP, ON YOUR SECOND TERM!“

The words are colored white and the background is a waving American flag with a picture of Trump’s smiling face on either side of the text giving a thumbs-up hand signal.

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