Trump Just Ordered A Giant “COVID Mission Accomplished” Banner

Washington D.C.—


President Donald Trump’s Administration just ordered a giant banner from “,” according to the company, and the order specified that the banner say “THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP: COVID MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.”

The words are colored white, and placed in front of a waving American flag with a picture of his smiling face on either side of the caption.

The back side has a different design, apparently to save money for the future, and says “CONGRATS, TRUMP, ON YOUR SECOND TERM!

The banner cost $549, and is expected to be delivered to the White House by next week. Oddly, the credit card used for payment had a billing address listed to Moscow, Russia.

Mr. Trump has not announced when or in what way he will unveil the banner.

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