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  • Posted on August 27, 2020March 26, 2021

Trump Wants To Cancel The Debates, Challenge Biden To A Hotdog-Eating Contest

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  • Posted on August 27, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Is Reportedly Furious No RNC Speeches Have Mentioned How Big His Hands Are

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  • Posted on August 26, 2020September 23, 2020

“A Woman AND Black?!” Screamed Mike Pence At God After First Debate Prep Session

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  • Posted on August 26, 2020August 26, 2020

What Kind Of God Would Allow Jerry Falwell Jr.’s Existence?

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  • Posted on August 26, 2020June 13, 2022

If Biden Is Elected, Democrats Will Eat All Our Babies and Americans Will Go Extinct

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  • Posted on August 26, 2020August 26, 2020

Eric Trump Is Crushed To Learn His Dad Didn’t Watch His RNC Speech

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  • Posted on August 25, 2020August 25, 2020

Jerry Falwell Jr. Says “The Bible Never Said Anything About Coveting Pool Boys”

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  • Posted on August 25, 2020August 25, 2020

RNC To Show A Montage Of Melania Swatting Trump’s Hand To Showcase Their “Christian Love”

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  • Posted on August 25, 2020November 14, 2023

Jim Jordan Claims Donald Trump Ran A Mile In Under 6 Minutes Last Weekend

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  • Posted on August 25, 2020June 13, 2022

Mark Meadows Claims Trump Memorizes Hamlet Monologues In His Free Time

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