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Author: Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. I created The Halfway Post, and have published comedy with McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Points In Case, The Haven, Little Old Lady Comedy, and The Daily Drunk. I also publish poetry with The Lark on Medium. Check out my Substack newsletter The Halfway Café. My Dada Trump book "Satire In The Trump Years: The Best Of The Halfway Post" is available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 19, 2026May 19, 2026

White House Ballroom Site Porta Potty Spilled Excretory Waste Into Trump’s Bunker

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  • Posted on May 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Trump’s Suspected Childhood Lead Paint Eating Problem

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  • Posted on May 17, 2026May 17, 2026

RFK Jr.’s Top Tips On How To Avoid Catching The Hantavirus

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  • Posted on May 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Meet “The Clitorati,” The Secretive Feminist Mafia Fighting Fascism

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  • Posted on May 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Betting Odds On How Trump Will Likely Embarrass The US On His China Trip

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  • Posted on May 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Trump Is Pissed People Keep Calling Him “Epstein’s Pedophile Gentile”

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  • Posted on May 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Trump Reportedly Farts Constantly, Has Lost “All Sphincter Control”

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  • Posted on May 5, 2026May 5, 2026

A Day In The Life Of A Liberal

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  • Posted on May 1, 2026May 1, 2026

“86 47” Is Now Being Written Out In Seashells On Beaches Worldwide

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  • Posted on April 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Everyone Knows If Cole Allen Had Shot A CNN Reporter, Trump Would Have Cheered

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