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Author: Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. I created The Halfway Post, and have published comedy with McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Points In Case, The Haven, Little Old Lady Comedy, and The Daily Drunk. I also publish poetry with The Lark on Medium. Check out my Substack newsletter The Halfway Café. My Dada Trump book "Satire In The Trump Years: The Best Of The Halfway Post" is available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Trump Is Terrified European Pedophiles Will Rat On Him For Immunity In Their Countries

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 31, 2026January 31, 2026

Closeted Republicans Are Using Empty “Melania” Screenings To Hook Up

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 28, 2026January 28, 2026

ICE Is Using An Erectile Dysfunction Medicine’s Customer List To Recruit

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  • Posted on January 27, 2026January 27, 2026

ICE Is Worried If Congress Makes Agents Unmask, They’ll All Quit

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Trump Is Mad Other Countries Are Ignoring His Calls Now

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  • Posted on January 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Trump Won The “2025 Pedophile Protector” Award, Won’t Accept Trophy

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  • Posted on January 18, 2026January 18, 2026

Questions Donald Trump Should Really Be Asked

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 17, 2026January 17, 2026

Rudy Giuliani Was Missing For 6-Months, Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens

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  • Posted on January 16, 2026January 16, 2026

“Pedophile Protectors” Is The Legacy Of This Republican Congress

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  • Posted on January 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Trump Is Flipping People Off With His Short, Stubby Baby Fingers

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