by colefigus Posted on July 20, 2017December 9, 2019 3rd Species Of Marmot Just Went Extinct Supplying Fur For Donald Trump’s Fake “Hair” Read More
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by colefigus Posted on July 19, 2017July 19, 2017 Due To Climate Inaction, NOAA To Name Every Hurricane This Year After Donald Trump’s Family Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 19, 2017March 30, 2021 Jeff Sessions Decriminalizes All Drugs After Accidentally A Pot Brownie Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 16, 2017January 2, 2021 The Only People Daniel Radcliffe Enjoys Talking To Are Blind And Have Never Read Harry Potter Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 16, 2017 Trump Happy His Doomed Presidency At Least Will Be Longer Than William Harrison’s Month In Office Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 15, 2017 Mike Pence Stones His Chief-Of-Staff To Death For Working On A Sunday Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 15, 2017June 13, 2022 11 Years Later, Ms. King’s Algebra Class Still Has Never Needed To Have Learned Polynomials Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 15, 2017June 13, 2022 Leaked IRS Audit Reveals Donald Trump’s Net Worth After Debts Is $17 Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 14, 2017July 14, 2017 Joe Biden Caught Leaving Burning Bag Of Dog Poop On White House Porch, Has No Regrets Read More