by colefigus Posted on February 23, 2018June 13, 2022 GOP Proposes Child Labor For Students To Work In Order To Pay For Their Schools’ Armed Guards Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 20, 2018April 3, 2021 Local Voter Torn Between Democrats’ Plan To Reduce Gun Violence, And Republicans’ Plan To Do Nothing Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 20, 2018June 13, 2022 No Offense, God, But You’re Kind Of Letting Global Fascism Rise Again, Like, WTF? Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 17, 2018December 10, 2019 Republican Senator Unveils Plan To Send All Of America’s Teachers Through A Marine Bootcamp Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 16, 2018July 11, 2020 Republicans Unveil A National “Thoughts And Prayers” Hotline They Promise Will Stop All Mass Shootings Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 14, 2018August 5, 2019 …It’s Obvious Conservatives Aren’t Praying Hard Enough To Stop Mass Shootings Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 14, 2018 Donald Trump Unironically Tells John Kelly That He’s Too Controversial And Has To Go Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 13, 2018June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Proposes Executive Order To Give Russia 100 Electoral Votes In The 2020 Election Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 12, 2018February 12, 2018 Donald Trump Starts Charity For “Victims Of Fake News,” Keeps All Donations For Himself Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 12, 2018 The Pope Reveals On Twitter He Felt A “Burning Sensation” When He Shook Donald Trump’s Hand Read More
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