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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 5, 2020July 14, 2020

Evangelicals Are Furious “Mormon Mitt” Is Actually Taking Serious His Oath Of Office To God

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 28, 2020June 13, 2022

Donald Trump: “If I Was Jesus, I’d Multiply Money, Not Dumb Loaves Of Bread!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 23, 2019June 16, 2020

Christian Groups Give Up On Praying To End Gun Deaths & Abortion, Admit God’s A Dick

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 20, 2019April 28, 2020

Top Evangelical Magazine Recommends Donald Trump Be Retroactively Aborted

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 19, 2019June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Pardoned 350 People Obama Jailed for Saying “Merry Christmas”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 18, 2019December 18, 2019

Local Evangelicals Wonder If Trump Getting Impeached Is God’s Will, Agree God Must Be Confused

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 17, 2019June 13, 2022

Jesus: “WTF? I Wasn’t Born On December 25th!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 16, 2019July 1, 2020

Republican Rep: “God Told Me It Was Cool For My Mistress To Get An Abortion”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 2, 2019July 13, 2020

Local Abortion Protesters Take A Break To Go To The Mall And Protest Polyester

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 24, 2019July 1, 2020

Local Christian Starting To Suspect Jesus Would Not Approve Of Donald Trump

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