by colefigus Posted on February 2, 2020June 13, 2022 New Viral Trend: Drunk Dialing Republican Senators And Yelling At Them Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 9, 2020July 14, 2020 John Bolton Told Congress That Trump Spends All Day Sniffing His Sharpies Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 16, 2019July 1, 2020 A Janitor Found Devin Nunes’ Impeachment Defense Strategy In The Trash, And It’s Insane Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 20, 2018June 13, 2022 Congress Votes Unanimously On Bill Mandating Jeff Sessions Eats A Pot Brownie And Chills Out On Immigrants Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 11, 2018June 13, 2022 Paul Ryan’s Retirement Means He Can Pursue His Real Dream: Clubbing Baby Seals To Death Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 15, 2018June 13, 2022 Democrats Realize Trump Was Right When He Said They’d Get Tired Of Winning So Much Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 10, 2017December 10, 2019 The Koch Brothers Acknowledge They Should Have Just Run For Congress Themselves Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 1, 2017 Republicans Don’t Seem To Like When You Remind Them They Cheated For Every Branch Of Their Illegitimate Government Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 31, 2017 Jeff Flake Confident That His Quitting The Senate Will Defeat Steve Bannon’s Alt-Right GOP Invasion Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 9, 2017 Leaked GOP Tax Reform Bill Is Just One Sentence Long: “F*** The Poor” Read More
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