by colefigus Posted on September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Ted Cruz, To Prove His Loyalty To Donald Trump, Admits His Wife Is Ugly Read More
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by colefigus Posted on September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Ted Cruz, Hedging His Career On Trump’s Reelection, Admits His Father Helped Kill Kennedy Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 2, 2020October 9, 2020 Unprompted, Trump Denies That He Reinstalled Taft’s XXL Toilet And Bathtub In The White House Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 1, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump’s New Campaign Plan Is To Convince America That Joe Biden Is The Current President Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 1, 2020 Donald Trump Challenged Joe Biden To A 400-Meter Running Race Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 Eric Trump Hopes His Dad’s Dementia Will Lead To Him Saying “I Love You” Just Once Read More
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