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Tag: evangelicals

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 11, 2020November 11, 2020

Christian Trump Voters Are Struggling To Believe God Is A Libtard

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on August 28, 2020August 28, 2020

Jerry Falwell Jr. Says He Prayed Long And Hard, And God Has “Totally Forgiven Him”

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  • Posted on August 22, 2020August 22, 2020

The Religious Right Has Replaced Jesus With Donald Trump, Nationalism, QAnon & Tax Cuts

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on August 16, 2020August 17, 2020

Evangelicals Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For God To End COVID, Are They?

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  • Posted on May 11, 2020May 11, 2020

Local Pastor Furious To Find Out Jesus Was A Libtard

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  • Posted on March 23, 2020March 23, 2020

…It’s Pretty Obvious Evangelicals Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Coronavirus To Go Away

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  • Posted on March 15, 2020January 2, 2021

Evangelicals Are Confident God Will Stop COVID-19 Just Like He Stopped Gun Violence

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  • Posted on February 5, 2020July 14, 2020

Evangelicals Are Furious “Mormon Mitt” Is Actually Taking Serious His Oath Of Office To God

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  • Posted on January 28, 2020September 8, 2020

Donald Trump: “If I Was Jesus, I’d Multiply Money, Not Dumb Loaves Of Bread!”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on December 20, 2019April 28, 2020

Top Evangelical Magazine Recommends Donald Trump Be Retroactively Aborted

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  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
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