by colefigus Posted on December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Local Evangelicals Wonder If Trump Getting Impeached Is God’s Will, Agree God Must Be Confused Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 2, 2019July 13, 2020 Local Abortion Protesters Take A Break To Go To The Mall And Protest Polyester Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 26, 2018 Mike Pence, Pissed That God Hasn’t Made Him President Yet, Converts To Atheism Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 11, 2018June 13, 2022 God Announces Evangelical Conservatives Have Failed Existentially, Proclaims Liberal Atheists As His New Chosen People Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 23, 2018June 13, 2022 Evangelicals Admit That If The Immigrant Children Were Still Fetuses They Would Care Much More Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 17, 2018November 14, 2023 Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 13, 2018June 13, 2022 God Is Reportedly Astounded How Trump Supporters Can Fail EVERY Single Test Of Moral Character He Gives Them Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 6, 2018July 13, 2020 Franklin Graham: “Trump’s Affair With Stormy Daniels Doesn’t Count Cause It Was Awesome!” Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 4, 2018June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Is Reportedly Weirded Out That Evangelicals Keep Telling Him To Support Israel So Jesus Can Come Back And Send The Jews To Hell Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 15, 2018June 13, 2022 Jesus: Trump-Loving Evangelical Franklin Graham “Is The Biggest Dupe Who Has Ever Lived” Read More