by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 10, 2019June 10, 2019 God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 2, 2018March 2, 2018 Wayne LaPierre Must Get A Bonus Every School Shooting That Doesn’t Turn Into Gun Control, Or Something Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 28, 2018 Conservatives All Across America Threaten To Become Gun Nuts To Prove They Aren’t Gun Nuts Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 24, 2018February 24, 2018 The NRA Postpones New “Training Wheels Ar-15” Product Line Designed For Kids Aged 3 And Up Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 20, 2018 Local Voter Torn Between Democrats’ Plan To Reduce Gun Violence, And Republicans’ Plan To Do Nothing Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 17, 2018 Republican Senator Unveils Plan To Send All Of America’s Teachers Through A Marine Bootcamp Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 14, 2018August 5, 2019 …It’s Obvious Conservatives Aren’t Praying Hard Enough To Stop Mass Shootings Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 25, 2017 Local Conservative Reads The Second Amendment, Astonished To Learn It Calls For “Well Regulated Militias” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 6, 2017 Republicans Propose Budget Amendment To Buy Every Pastor, Minister, And Choir Singer An AR-15 Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 31, 2017August 5, 2019 NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Accidentally Shoots Himself While Juggling Loaded Guns To Prove They’re Safe Read More
