by colefigus Posted on February 28, 2018November 3, 2020 Conservatives Across America Threaten To Become Gun Nuts If People Keep Calling Them Gun Nuts Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 24, 2018October 11, 2020 The NRA Postpones New “Training Wheels Ar-15” Product Line Designed For Kids Aged 3 And Up Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 20, 2018April 3, 2021 Local Voter Torn Between Democrats’ Plan To Reduce Gun Violence, And Republicans’ Plan To Do Nothing Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 17, 2018December 10, 2019 Republican Senator Unveils Plan To Send All Of America’s Teachers Through A Marine Bootcamp Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 16, 2018July 11, 2020 Republicans Unveil A National “Thoughts And Prayers” Hotline They Promise Will Stop All Mass Shootings Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 14, 2018August 5, 2019 …It’s Obvious Conservatives Aren’t Praying Hard Enough To Stop Mass Shootings Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 25, 2017July 9, 2020 Local Conservative Reads The Second Amendment, Astonished To Learn It Calls For “Well Regulated Militias” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 6, 2017 Republicans Propose Budget Amendment To Buy Every Pastor, Minister, And Choir Singer An AR-15 Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 6, 2017November 14, 2023 …It’s Pretty Obvious Conservatives Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Mass Shootings To Stop Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 31, 2017January 3, 2021 NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Accidentally Shot Himself While Juggling Loaded Guns To Prove They’re Safe Read More
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