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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 4, 2020July 15, 2020

Police Are Relieved Quarantine Protesters With Big Guns Don’t Also Have Black Skin

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 27, 2020June 13, 2022

Republicans Are Relieved Tens Of Thousands Of Guns Aren’t Dying, Just People

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 19, 2020June 13, 2022

NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Was Arrested For Trying To Shoot The Coronavirus In A Park

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 15, 2020June 13, 2022

Evangelicals Are Confident God Will Stop COVID-19 Just Like He Stopped Gun Violence

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 20, 2020July 14, 2020

Gun Rally Man Wearing 3 AR-15s Says He Feels Threatened By Biracial Couples

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 31, 2019June 1, 2022

Mass Shooting Miracle: Thanks To Good Guys With Guns, Only 27 People Died In Crossfire

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022

God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 1, 2018June 13, 2022

“If Only God Would Do Something About Gun Violence” Say Conservatives Who Block Every Effort At Gun Control

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 7, 2018June 13, 2022

Mike Pence Cancels NRA Speech Because He Doesn’t Feel Safe If There Aren’t 500 AR-15s In The Room

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 2, 2018March 2, 2018

Wayne LaPierre Must Get A Bonus Every School Shooting That Doesn’t Turn Into Gun Control, Or Something

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