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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 19, 2020June 13, 2022

NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Was Arrested For Trying To Shoot The Coronavirus In A Park

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 19, 2020November 14, 2024

Joel Osteen: “If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn’t Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 19, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Says, If Reelected, He Has A 30-Day Plan To Defeat Coronavirus

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 18, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Claims He Warned Obama About COVID-19, but That “Blacks Never Listen”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 18, 2020June 13, 2022

Joel Osteen Apologizes To America For Not Praying Hard Enough To Stop COVID19

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 17, 2020July 14, 2020

Televangelist Blames COVID-19 On Captain America’s Bulge In The Marvel Movies

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 17, 2020June 13, 2022

A Pale, Dehydrated Mike Pence Concedes Prayer Cannot, Will Not Stop Coronavirus

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 16, 2020June 13, 2022

Worried Trump Has COVID-19, Matt Gaetz Has Been Giving Him Sponge Baths

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 16, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump’s Campaign Is Selling Trump-Branded Medical Masks For $45 Each

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 16, 2020June 13, 2022

Local Trump Voters Are Licking Every Public Surface “To Own The Atheist Libs”

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