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by colefigus Posted on July 22, 2018June 13, 2022 Robert Mueller Is Reportedly Very Disappointed Michael Cohen Was So Easy To Flip Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 11, 2018June 13, 2022 God Announces Evangelical Conservatives Have Failed Existentially, Proclaims Liberal Atheists As His New Chosen People Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 10, 2018June 13, 2022 Local Trump-er Is Annoyed That All The Brown People She Yells At To Leave The US Turn Out To Be Veterans Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 27, 2018June 13, 2022 The Ghost Of Richard Nixon Is Elated He’s No Longer The Most Crooked President Thanks To Trump Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 27, 2018June 13, 2022 Trump’s Supreme Court Shortlist Includes Tomi Lahren, Ivanka, And Just A Map Of His 2016 Electoral Victory Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 26, 2018June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Jr. Swears His Advocacy For His Dad Is Not Motivated By Fear Of An Impending Prison Sentence Read More
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