by colefigus Posted on January 24, 2018July 9, 2020 Evangelicals Admit They’re Actually Very Envious Of Trump’s Totally UnChristian Lifestyle Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 24, 2018May 8, 2020 Clinic Offers Free Therapy Sessions For Any Adult Film Stars Who Have Seen Donald Trump In Tighty-Whities Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 21, 2018January 21, 2018 “239 Pound” Orangutan Spotted Rampaging Through The Hallways At Mar-a-Lago Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 18, 2018 Joe Arpaio Says, If Elected To The Senate, He’ll Try Not To Start Any More Concentration Camps Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 17, 2018 Presidential Physical: Trump’s Lab Results Reveal His Blood Content Is 90% Big Mac Sauce Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 15, 2018December 10, 2019 Donald Trump’s Health Checkup Claims His Beach Body Is Better Than Obama’s Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 14, 2018 Mike Pence Googles “Stormy Daniels,” Throws Up, Refuses To Shake Trump’s Hand Ever Again Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 14, 2018June 13, 2022 Trump Paid A McDonalds Cashier $150K To Stay Quiet About How Many Big Macs He Can Eat In One Go Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 13, 2018May 8, 2020 America Finally Found A Category Of Workers To Which Trump Actually Pays His Debts: Adult Film Stars Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 13, 2018January 18, 2020 2017 Government Audit Shows Trump Is The Laziest Federal Worker Since 1822 Read More