by colefigus Posted on June 17, 2019February 2, 2021 Donald Trump Erroneously Claims The Patriarch of Judaism Was Abraham Lincoln Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 16, 2019July 1, 2020 Tom Cotton Gets Full Erection In Senate Speech Calling For War With Iran Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 16, 2019November 14, 2020 Racist Trump Supporters Refuse To Assimilate Into American Culture Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2022 Following Sarah Sanders’ Retirement, Kellyanne Conway Is Coronated Liar Queen Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2022 Sarah Sanders Denies Leaving White House, So We Know She Actually Is Leaving Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 12, 2019August 27, 2021 God Has No Clue Why Conservatives Say He Thinks “All Life Is Sacred” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 12, 2019 Mike Pence Wrote A Full-Length Musical Entitled “That Summer In 1975 With Brad Where It Happened” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 11, 2019December 9, 2020 Trump’s Latest Twitter Feud: Calls Paul McCartney “Overrated” And The Beatles “Talentless” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022 Trump Reportedly Told Mike Pence His Wife Was A “4” But His Daughters Were “9’s” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022 God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools Read More