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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 25, 2017

After Lunch With Infowars’ Alex Jones, Trump Announces Declaration Of War Against The Martians

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  • Posted on July 24, 2017April 26, 2024

New Christian Toy Trend: Fetus Dolls

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  • Posted on July 23, 2017July 19, 2019

Walk-Hating Donald Trump Drives Golf Cart Through White House Hallways Now

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  • Posted on July 23, 2017December 9, 2019

Graffiti Artist Banksy’s Identity Finally Revealed: It’s Been Pope Francis All Along

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  • Posted on July 20, 2017December 9, 2019

3rd Species Of Marmot Just Went Extinct Supplying Fur For Donald Trump’s Fake “Hair”

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  • Posted on July 20, 2017June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz’s Senate Hearing Notes Just Say “President Cruz” Doodled Over and Over Again

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  • Posted on July 19, 2017July 19, 2017

Due To Climate Inaction, NOAA To Name Every Hurricane This Year After Donald Trump’s Family

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  • Posted on July 19, 2017March 30, 2021

Jeff Sessions Decriminalizes All Drugs After Accidentally A Pot Brownie

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  • Posted on July 16, 2017January 2, 2021

The Only People Daniel Radcliffe Enjoys Talking To Are Blind And Have Never Read Harry Potter

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  • Posted on July 13, 2017July 13, 2017

Donald Trump Says His Obviously Fake Hair Is His Favorite Physical Attribute

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