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Author: Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. I created The Halfway Post, and have published comedy with McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Points In Case, The Haven, Little Old Lady Comedy, and The Daily Drunk. I also publish poetry with The Lark on Medium. Check out my Substack newsletter The Halfway Café. My Dada Trump book "Satire In The Trump Years: The Best Of The Halfway Post" is available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on July 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Elon Musk And DOGE Gave America Diarrhea

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on July 13, 2026July 13, 2026

Enjoy My Comedy? Here’s A Few Small Things You Can Do To Give Back!

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on July 12, 2026July 12, 2026

Doctors Have Named The Diarrhea Epidemic “Trumporrhea”

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  • Posted on July 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Trump Wants A Second FIFA Peace Prize To Have Twice As Many Peace Prizes As Obama

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  • Posted on July 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Mitch McConnell Is Screwing KY Voters One Last Time Hiding His Death

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  • Posted on July 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Kentuckians Deserve Two Alive Senators

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on July 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Jokes About Mitch McConnell Before He Goes To Hell

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on July 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Stephen Miller Is Refusing To Come Out Of His Coffin Until Birthright Citizenship Ends

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  • Posted on July 1, 2026July 1, 2026

The Bible Demands Trump Be Stoned For His Official Adulterous Rape Verdict

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  • Posted on June 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Trump’s 250th Fair Has Been “Ruined” By Low Attendance, Masturbators

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