by colefigus Posted on March 2, 2018March 2, 2018 Wayne LaPierre Must Get A Bonus Every School Shooting That Doesn’t Turn Into Gun Control, Or Something Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 28, 2018November 3, 2020 Conservatives Across America Threaten To Become Gun Nuts If People Keep Calling Them Gun Nuts Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 26, 2018June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Asked Robert Mueller Who Is Going To Be Indicted Next, “For A Friend” Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 25, 2018 In Anticipation Of Future Indictments, Donald Trump Claims He Only Met Jared Kushner “Like, One Time” Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 24, 2018October 11, 2020 The NRA Postpones New “Training Wheels Ar-15” Product Line Designed For Kids Aged 3 And Up Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 23, 2018June 13, 2022 GOP Proposes Child Labor For Students To Work In Order To Pay For Their Schools’ Armed Guards Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 20, 2018April 3, 2021 Local Voter Torn Between Democrats’ Plan To Reduce Gun Violence, And Republicans’ Plan To Do Nothing Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 20, 2018June 13, 2022 No Offense, God, But You’re Kind Of Letting Global Fascism Rise Again, Like, WTF? Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 17, 2018December 10, 2019 Republican Senator Unveils Plan To Send All Of America’s Teachers Through A Marine Bootcamp Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 16, 2018July 11, 2020 Republicans Unveil A National “Thoughts And Prayers” Hotline They Promise Will Stop All Mass Shootings Read More
