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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 20, 2026May 20, 2026

God Says Humans Aren’t In His Top 10 Favorite Creations

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 19, 2026May 19, 2026

White House Ballroom Site Porta Potty Spilled Excretory Waste Into Trump’s Bunker

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Trump’s Suspected Childhood Lead Paint Eating Problem

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  • Posted on May 17, 2026May 17, 2026

RFK Jr.’s Top Tips On How To Avoid Catching The Hantavirus

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Meet “The Clitorati,” The Secretive Feminist Mafia Fighting Fascism

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  • Posted on May 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Betting Odds On How Trump Will Likely Embarrass The US On His China Trip

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  • Posted on May 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Trump Is Pissed People Keep Calling Him “Epstein’s Pedophile Gentile”

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  • Posted on May 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Trump Reportedly Farts Constantly, Has Lost “All Sphincter Control”

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  • Posted on May 5, 2026May 5, 2026

A Day In The Life Of A Liberal

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 1, 2026May 1, 2026

“86 47” Is Now Being Written Out In Seashells On Beaches Worldwide

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